Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
Standing Still
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made...
Confusing women!!
How do you confuse a woman?? Give her a choice!!
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
Books on Tape We Don’t Want to Hear
by : Scott Corliss 1. The Communist Manifesto as read by Ronald Reagan 2....
Make My Horse Laugh
There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone...
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...
One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
The Rules Of Bedroom Golf!
***The Rules Of Bedroom Golf!***1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play...
Seal
An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon...