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A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When askedwhy had she left...
Baby Birds
You know that Storks bring babys of course. What kind of birddefinitely does not...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
Actual product instructions.
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One-Upmanship
A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy...
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu…
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he’d done so wellduring...
Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!
I’ve got good and bad
|I’ve got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough...
How to Hunt Elephants — QA Style
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