Little Rascals Vocabulary Lesson
The little rascals were in class and the teacher was giving them a vocabulary...
What should they say?
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an...
What marketing is
Now I understand what marketing is:You are at a party and you see a...
Redneck Doctor
How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?He...
Drummer problems
|A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked...
A girl and an elephant
Girl woke up in the morning after a party and found an Elephant in...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Warning Labels On Booze!
THE MINISTRY OF HEALTH HAS PROPOSED THAT WARNING SIGNS BE PLACED ON BOOZE BOTTLES...
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...