I Confess
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the...
Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!
Brunette’s Mating Call
Q: What’s a brunette’s mating call?A: Has that blonde gone yet?A2: When is that...
Dissuasion!
The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a...
Ru-Ru
Two guys get stuck on a desert island.They are soon caught by the nativesand...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
Two Parrots
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I these two talking female...
A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist…
A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist for an eating and sleeping disorder....