Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
Grey hair
One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother’shair...
Tombstone Epitaph X
The grave of Ellen Shannon in Girard, Pennsylvania is almost a consumertip:Who was fatally...
Men are like…
Men are like…Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great...
Detective report
A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.So, he hired a famous Chinese...
How!
Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in...
Alternatives to Win95
Microsoft’s ad slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?”Now...
Change your course now
|This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship...