Crazy English!
Let’s face it – English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
Dat Ain’t Bubba
Bubba got drunk and died in a fire in his trailer. He was so...
The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
Bill\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Saxophone
Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Jose can you see!
A man named Jose went to America to see the Yankees vs. the Red...
Light bulb lawyers
|Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one...
Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...
Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
blonde and the puzzle
A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, “Can you...