Paralyzed
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Great news for Bill Gates
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No Legs, Ditch
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a...
The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...
The price decides everything
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Donkey Woman!
A guy and his wife walked into a bar one day, the wife takes...
Husband’s Excuse
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his...
Condoms For Every Man
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Speeding
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled...
Microsoft runs the I.R.S.
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