Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
The three legged chicken
A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per...
Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one…
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and...
Appeal
An attorney passed on and found himself in heaven. But not at all happy...
You Might Be An Internet Addict If…
You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and...
Farmer and the Pretty Lady
One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He...
A small mistake
The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that...
Bride Joke
Q. Why do men always want their brides to wear white?A. Because they want...
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...