Why do brunettes take the pill?
And more on blondes…Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking.
Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
Name That Ranch
A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise...
Guys on the island
There were three guys stuck on an island. On of them found a lamp...
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?A 15...
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
Don’t mess with this old lady!
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York...
No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...