Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal…
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Ladyof Perpetual Motion...
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting…
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date....
Oprectomy
Oprectomy KENMORE HOSPITAL 61 COMMONWEALTH AVE. BOSTON, MA. 02115 DATE:____________NAME:ADDRESS:Please be advised that your...
I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
Phrases Useful in the Workplace
1. Thank you – we’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of...
An old man and an old woman were sitting…
An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Two men were walking along the street when…
Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his...
I’m John The Baptist
A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so...