George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VIII
Stacking Strategy. It is not enough to pile lots ofdocuments on the table. Put...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...
Rein Him In
The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him...
Men And Cats Similar?
How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?They’re both...
You’re a lawyer if
|You Might Be A Lawyer If….You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The...
A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist…
A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist for an eating and sleeping disorder....
Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”