What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job…
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job.The officer wants to...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
What do you do if your bank account stops working?
What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of...
Free meat
It was many years ago since the embarrassing day whena young woman, with a...
Ant and a grasshopper
|THE ORIGINAL VERSIONThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building...
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital…
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
A present for the anniversary
A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her...