Don’t mess with this old lady!
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York...
Mariah Carey’s quote
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Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
Cannibal Food
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Bookworm
“For Heaven’s sake, Chris, why can’t you talk to me once in a while?”...
Kewl Cat Quips!
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Women Jokes
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Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
Asleep at the desk
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
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