What Gets Bigger and Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
Join A Club
The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club?...
Religious battle golf
|The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon...
Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Baking humor
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection. He was...
The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
A Lutheran minister is driving down…
A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show...
Excuses for refusing dates
Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to...