I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and…
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are...
Who’s the Boss?
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
Say Again?
A numbers mob was looking for a runner to pick up betting cash in...
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.
What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou...
POE and PCs
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high...
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
Why do men name their penis?
Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first...
Others Before Me?
The morning after an all-night honeymoon extravaganza in bed, the newlywed wife snuggles up...