A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
We’ve been robbed!
A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from...
The Answer: A Cockrobin.
The Answer: A Cockrobin.The Question: What are you putting in my mouth, Batman?
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton are on Air Force One.Bill says to Hillary, “I...
IDIOTS & COMPUTERS
|My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large...
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
Coach Wants A Raise
The basketball coach stormed into the university president’s office and demanded a raise right...
Smart decision
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out...