Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
A real calamity
O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Fulfilling their requests
There were 3 men who died and before God would let them into heaven,...
Words of Wisdom!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Sue over the property
Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other?...
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day…
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day. He told...
Lawyers give irrelevant information
|Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog,...