If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
Coffee is better than Women.
Why Coffee Is Better Than Women:~ Coffee doesn’t mind if you wake up at...
Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!
Christmas flavor
Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They all find themselves...
Food Order
This elderly couple is sitting on a park bench if from of a large...
A Lutheran minister is driving down…
A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show...
Life’s Achievements!
Most of us understand that our self worth and feelings of achievement change as...
A gruesome murder
A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker barin the Bronx and clearing...
Freudian Slip
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:”Hey doc, you know how we have...