George Carlin: I’m a BAD American
George Carlin Speaks Out…I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.I am...
The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...
Things Change With Marriage
“Before I married my wife,” a husband once said, “it was nothing but wine,...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Best In The World
A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are in a train. The...
Lessons from Noah\’s Ark
Plan ahead… It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you’re 600...
A use for Viagra
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you...
Four Words
Four words guaranted to destroy a man’s ego:”Is it in yet?”
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
OPERATIONAL EXCELLENCE
OPERATIONAL EXCELLENCE?Once upon a time, an American company and a Japanese company decided to...