Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
Food fight in a store
|In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend...
Business Mergers
Xerox and Wurlitzer: They’re going to make reproductive organsFairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New...
Driving In Fog Riddle
Q: When driving through fog what should you use?A: Your car!
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-craftedpiece of...
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?
Q. Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?A. So, the sailors would have someone...
Conflict of Interest
Having lawyers create laws is like have doctors create diseases!
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.