Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
To Have Him Back
“Oh, Laura!” cried her neighbor, “I’m so very sorry to hear about the loss...
Poem of English
|Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse,...
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
Bill\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Saxophone
Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...
Phrases Useful in the Workplace
1. Thank you – we’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of...