Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
Items from a teacher.
Thoughts from a school teacher:1. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile...
Dying Wives!
“I was married 3 times” explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner,...
mosquito go to the dentist
|Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?To improve his bite!
A Rainbow of Devotion
A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Jew, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a...
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...
Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...
What makes a man think he is so great?
What makes a man think he’s so great ? 1) He has a belly...
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
Sex in a Marriage
There are four kinds of sex involved in a marriage.The first is Smurf Sex…...