No. to Make Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A1:10. One to...
Cat joke
What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
Role Reversal
A visitor, returning to Kuwait for the first time since the Gulf War, was...
Stupid Insults 13/31
He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to...
Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
A little girl came running into the house crying…
A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small...
Clarification Of Corporate Lingo
Clarification Of Corporate LingoEmployer’s Lingo:”COMPETITIVE SALARY” We remain competitive by paying less than our...
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
Write on the bottom of shoes
|Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote “Help” on the bottom...