I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
Tactfullness
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
MICHAEL KENNEDY
MICHAEL KENNEDY What’s the difference between John Denver and Michael Kennedy? John Denver made...
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...
Candybar Life
Candy Bar LifeIt was just another day and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar....
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
The talking dog
A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. “This is a talking...
The woman is on fire
|A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even...
Restoring her youth!
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down...