Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Let Me Warm You
This couple out on a date get a flat tire while driving along on...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
Crocodile-done-blonde
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and...
Polish National Library
Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?A: Someone stole the book.
Little Rascals Vocabulary Lesson
The little rascals were in class and the teacher was giving them a vocabulary...
Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
Keep that a secret
|After many years of hard work, Joe rewarded himself with a long, luxurious stay...
Why English is tough
|Twenty-one reasons why English is hard to learn.1. The bandage was wound around the...