Can I take his place?
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Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
Visiting a rural farm
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ghost shit
It was late one night and three guys just got done partying. So they...
What is the difference?
Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old...
A man is almost about to die
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Cat jokes 06
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A Problem of Problems
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive....
You know you drink too much coffee when…
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What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.