How To Blind A Woman:
How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her face!
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
The Fight!
Kelly limps into his favorite pub…My god! What happened to you?” the bartender asked...
A dangerous job
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...
Sudanese government
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Two guys were discussing popular family trends…
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.Stu said, “I...
Why the bad plays?
| true story, according to the LA Times…..Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz...
Priest Vs Rabi Confession
A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional...