Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.
Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.10. “Sorry...
Firearms
There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
Stupid Insults 3/31
A medical mystery. A mental midget with the IQ of a fencepost. — Tom...
Safe to appear
Don was looking for a little “action.” He picked up a sweet young thang...
Yo’ Momma is…
Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was...
Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps...
The Farmer and his boys…
A farmer had three sons. One day his oldest came to him and said...
There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead…
There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.They were on a...
Good fortune
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG...