Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
Some Whimsical Sayings
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who...
Having Babies Questions
Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter...
A tech get drafted!
One of Microsoft Network’s finest support techs was drafted into the Army and sent...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
What\’s a Blonde do after…
Q: What does a blonde do after waking up? A1: Go Home. A2: Introduce...
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts…
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big...
Improving fry cooking time
|In January 1994, ‘The Economist’ magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel...