Two fools are about to go flying
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies...
Insurance Claim
(name withheld) Minnetonka, MN 55345Superior Health Insurance ATTN: Claims Review 1423 W. 90th St....
Aged Mother
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a...
Singing Frog
A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink. The...
The Proposition
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Selling war insurance
|Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new...
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...
Keeps Her Youth
How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!