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Boy or Girl
In the maternity ward of a hospital, new-born girl baby looks over at new-born...
Letterman’s Bad Surgeon General
From David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’re A Bad Surgeon General10. You’ve got a pack...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
Acronyms
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Dealing with criminals
|A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was...
What would Princess Diana be doing right…
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing right now if she were alive today?A:...