Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
worm’s favorite band
|What is a worm’s favorite band?Mud!
Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...
Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.
The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists…
The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists a ‘Diana Tour’ – a personal...
Real news headlines 12
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.