Jewish telegram
Jewish telegram: ?Begin worrying. Details to follow.?
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
Impaired Vision
A sex therapist was doing research at the local college when one of the...
The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...
Stupid sports quotes
|These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world.Oiler coach Bum...
Smart Guys
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?Kilgore,TX
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...