Newest game at the whitehouse
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A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
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Whats blue and does not fit any more?
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How to call penis
At a government affair, the wives of four worldleaders are chatting about how people...
Knock Knock Jokes 7
Knock Knock Who’s there? Adolf! Adolf who? Adolf ball hit me in the mouth!...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
The young immigrant couple had just left the…
The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as...
The Blonde and the Alligator
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...