Marriage quotes 07
|Many a wife thinks her husband is the world’s greatest lover. But she can...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks…
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stopsinto a...
The Black Sheep
A missionary is sent into deepest darkest depths of Africa to live with atribe....
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop…
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to...
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...
My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...
Do you have a solution?
|A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have...
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus…
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses...
Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....