Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
Insurance Form Statements
Insurance Form Statements…Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a...
Elephant vs Ants Soccer Game
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
You\’re a Redneck if…
You Might Be A Redneck… …If your dad walks u to school ’cause you’re...
Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...
Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...
On the high seas!
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.