Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
Smartest Man in the World
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a...
Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
Worried
“I’m worried,” said the woman to her sex therapist. “I happened to find my...
Bring riches with you
There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Real Men
Q. How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? A....