Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...
New Barbie Doll
Have You heard about the new Divorce Barbie Doll?It comes with all of Ken’s...
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
Italian Organ Grinder
A bloke who was well known for his anti Italian sentiments, was walking down...
Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up…
“Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a...
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck…
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
Some fun rules
Some fun rules1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not...