Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
Cool REAL Signs!
At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator)”Best Place in Town to take a Leak”Sign over...
During the Six Day War…
During the Six Day War, this division of Arabs is making its way across...
What’s a glow worms favorite song?
|What’s a glow worms favorite song?Wake me up before you glow glow!
I wrote it!
There was this guy walking down the road when he noticed a night clubahead....
A New York Lawyer
A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
How do I know anything really exists?
How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard.
Things to do in the office when you\\\\\\\’re bored
Office work dull?…None of your colleagues appreciate your humour?…Amuse yourself. Points are awarded on...
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
Impaired Vision
A sex therapist was doing research at the local college when one of the...