Hippie in a Bar
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up...
For some light refreshment!
|Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!
Insult Collection #16
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are...
Great lines from job evaluations!
1. I would not allow this employee to breed.2. This associate is really not...
His wife had been killed
|His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning Finnegan....
Good news
Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...
Men come in three sizes…
Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!
I want to buy a golf ball
|A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.Finally the pro...
You can’t bring that dog in this bar
|A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...