Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
Seal
An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon...
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
A Kind Lawyer
One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he...
Blonde and The Coke Machine
This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and...
Explaination
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
God Quotes
It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God,...
Can’t remember
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When...
Awaken When Roomate Is Having Sex
Do Or Say If You Wake Up To Your Roommate Having Sex50. (the obvious)...
In San Francisco
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their...