A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
Black guy and a Puerto Rican…
A black guy and a puerto rican guy are both in a car…who’s driving?A...
An Hour Fast
A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde....
What and who am I?
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways...
The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
History of the Bagpipes
|Concerning bagpipes: The Irish invented them and gave them to the Scots as a...
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
Stopping the hillbilly
|This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over.”You got...
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
Crazy Nun
One day a little old nun was going 35 miles an hour down the...