In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
Dog jokes 04
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?A: A...
What causes people to have arthritis?
|A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He...
Difference With Computer
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a computer?A: You only have to...
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-pound…
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-poundbox of candy can make a...
The Very Special Parrot!
A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his...