How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
The Operation
A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, “Doc, how long...
Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...
In the beginning…
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his...
Biker boss in Heavan.
Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, dies and goes to heaven. At...
Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
There was this man in a mental hospital…
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his...
Real classified ads 05
CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
Cyber lingo for rednecks
Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid ofweeds. Mouse-Something the...
Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...