Shooting your computer
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
The new priest gets drunk!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak....
Bingo Card
The wife comes home from a night at bingo with a new fur coat....
Jesus has risen
Easter is approaching. Father O’Maley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The catholic...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
The new CIA agents
|Three men are going through CIA training, trying to become secret agents. They finally...
A future fireman.
A fireman looked out of the fire house window and noticed a little boy...
A lady was in a hardware store looking at…
A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked...