Letter from grandma
One day I recieved a letter from grandma…The other day I went up to...
Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
When the formal private briefing of the attractive new teacher…
When the formal private briefing of the attractive new teacher by the vice-principal was...
A succession of generations
The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work hard at low pay...
First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...
Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him...
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Always Been a Doubt
A man is talking to his best friend about married life. “You know,” he...