The kind lawyer!
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when...
Whats black and white and red all over?
Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.
Fly Buzzing
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?A: A Space...
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law…
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few...
What’s up Pussycat!
|What’s a mouse’s least favorite record?What’s up Pussycat!
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...
Before you criticize someone…
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do...
The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!
Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
A Peg-legged Halloween!
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a...