Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
Category Archives: Blonde Jokes
Odd jobs
A blonde who’s down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking...
Blonde’s memo to her boss
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your...
blonde and the puzzle
A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, “Can you...
Blonde’s medical exam
A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself...
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...
Blonde and Hairdresser
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working...
Blonde and the Postman
It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying...
blonde and the bowling ball
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?A1: You can...