Mouse code!
|What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code! 00
Category Archives: Kids Jokes
It’s croak-et!
|Whats a frogs favorite game?It’s croak-et! 00
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!...
You’ll croak in no time!
|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You’ll croak in no time! 00
He simply croaked!
|How did the toad die?He simply croaked! 00
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet! 00
A maggot with attitude!
|What’s yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude! 00
Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...
headmasters and bullfrogs
|What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly...
The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts! 00