Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning! 00
Category Archives: Kids Jokes
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’! 00
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun! 00
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch! 00
Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers! 00
A spinning wheel!
|What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel! 00
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ! 00
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy! 00
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections! 00