chameleon’s motto
|What is a chameleon’s motto?A change is as good as a rest! 00
Category Archives: Kids Jokes
A croak and dagger agent!
|hat do you call a frog spy?A croak and dagger agent! 00
ride it to hospital!
|What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?If one bit you, you...
Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
|What is red and dangerous?Strawberry and tarantula jelly! 00
Mouse code!
|What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code! 00
It’s croak-et!
|Whats a frogs favorite game?It’s croak-et! 00
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!...
You’ll croak in no time!
|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You’ll croak in no time! 00
He simply croaked!
|How did the toad die?He simply croaked! 00
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet! 00