They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish! 00
Category Archives: Kids Jokes
Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning! +1-3
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’! 0-1
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun! 00
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch! 0-1
Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers! 00
A spinning wheel!
|What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel! +20
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ! +4-1
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy! +1-1