Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers! 00
Category Archives: Kids Jokes
A spinning wheel!
|What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel! 00
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ! 00
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy! 00
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections! 00
He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn! 00...
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!...
Four anti road protesters?
|What has 8 legs and likes living in trees?Four anti road protesters? 00
Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair! 00
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
|Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time...