tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area! 00
Category Archives: Kids Jokes
I’ll get you next slime!
|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run...
Spin doctors!
|What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors! 00
With a mouse warming party
|How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party 00
How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide! 00
stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires! 00
Where do frogs keep their treasure?
|Where do frogs keep their treasure?In a croak of gold at the end of...
About one mile a day!
|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day! 00
cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...
Mickey Moose!
|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose! 00